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PostSubject: Hell Yes!! My Day has Come!!   Sun Nov 14, 2010 1:15 pm


http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn3942-masturbating-may-protect-against-prostate-cancer.html

Masturbating may protect against prostate cancer

It will make you go blind. It will make your palms grow hairy. Such myths about masturbation are largely a thing of the past. But the latest research has even better news for young men: frequent self-pleasuring could protect against the most common kind of cancer.

A team in Australia led by Graham Giles of The Cancer Council Victoria in Melbourne asked 1079 men with prostate cancer to fill in a questionnaire detailing their sexual habits, and compared their responses with those of 1259 healthy men of the same age. The team concludes that the more men ejaculate between the ages of 20 and 50, the less likely they are to develop prostate cancer.

The protective effect is greatest while men are in their twenties: those who had ejaculated more than five times per week in their twenties, for instance, were one-third less likely to develop aggressive prostate cancer later in life (BJU International, vol 92, p 211).

The results contradict those of previous studies, which have suggested that having had many sexual partners, or a high frequency of sexual activity, increases the risk of prostate cancer by up to 40 per cent. The key difference is that these earlier studies defined sexual activity as sexual intercourse, whereas the latest study focused on the number of ejaculations, whether or not intercourse was involved.

The team speculates that infections caused by intercourse may increase the risk of prostate cancer. "Had we been able to remove ejaculations associated with sexual intercourse, there should have been an even stronger protective effect of other ejaculations," they suggest. "Men have many ways of using their prostate which do not involve women or other men," Giles adds.
Macho exaggeration

Giles accepts the possibility that the men who completed the questionnaires could have lied about their habits. But he doubts this skewed the results, since questions about masturbation are unlikely to evoke the same macho exaggeration as questions about, say, number of sexual partners.

But why should ejaculating more often cut the risk of prostate cancer? The team speculates that ejaculation prevents carcinogens building up in the gland. The prostate, together with the seminal vesicles, secretes the bulk of the fluid in semen, which is rich in substances such as potassium, zinc, fructose and citric acid.

Generating the fluid involves concentrating these components from the bloodstream up to 600-fold - and this could be where the trouble starts. Studies in dogs show that carcinogens such as 3-methylcholanthrene, found in cigarette smoke, are also concentrated in prostate fluid.

"It's a prostatic stagnation hypothesis," says Giles. "The more you flush the ducts out, the less there is to hang around and damage the cells that line them."
Sexual repertoire

His findings suggest an intriguing parallel between prostate cancer and breast cancer, as recent studies indicate that lactating reduces a woman's risk of breast cancer, perhaps because this also flushes out carcinogens. Alternatively, ejaculation might induce prostate cells to mature fully, making them less susceptible to carcinogens.

"All these mechanisms are totally speculative," cautions breast cancer expert Loren Lipworth of the International Epidemiology Institute in Rockville, Maryland.

But if the finding is confirmed, future health advice from doctors may no longer be restricted to diet and exercise. "Masturbation is part of people's sexual repertoire," says Anthony Smith, deputy director of the Australian Research Centre in Sex, Health and Society at La Trobe University in Melbourne.

"If these findings hold up, then it's perfectly reasonable that men should be encouraged to masturbate," he says.


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Well, this wanker is off to fight cancer. Be back in a few...


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PostSubject: Re: Hell Yes!! My Day has Come!!   Sun Nov 14, 2010 6:12 pm

I couldn't be bother to read so much about jacking off and ballsacks and ass glands... not that this information will change anything for me one way or the other...

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PostSubject: Re: Hell Yes!! My Day has Come!!   Mon Nov 15, 2010 2:23 pm

Marvelous Mark wrote:
I couldn't be bother to read so much about jacking off and ballsacks and ass glands... not that this information will change anything for me one way or the other...

I only read the first sentence. Beyond that, I'm going to do what I do anyways... So, why care to read?

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PostSubject: Re: Hell Yes!! My Day has Come!!   Tue Nov 16, 2010 2:16 pm

I'm still gonna be embarrassed when people catch me doing it.

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PostSubject: Re: Hell Yes!! My Day has Come!!   Tue Nov 16, 2010 4:52 pm

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I'm still gonna be embarrassed when people catch me doing it.


It's hard for me to. Sometimes, I have to pretend to be surprised, which creeps people out even more... I need to work on my social skills.

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PostSubject: Re: Hell Yes!! My Day has Come!!   Tue Nov 16, 2010 4:59 pm

Why are you fellers gettin' caught anyway?

Lock doors. Don't jack off in public places. Things like this.

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PostSubject: Re: Hell Yes!! My Day has Come!!   Tue Nov 16, 2010 5:20 pm

Marvelous Mark wrote:
Why are you fellers gettin' caught anyway?

Lock doors. Don't jack off in public places. Things like this.

It's hard to, Man.

The woman at the financial aid office turned me in. The Dean set me down in her office asking me questions and everything.

[Tec, used in place of my real name]

Dean - Mr. Tec, did you press your penis against the glass of the door windows, exposing yourself to Emily in Financial Aid?

Me - Can you use the word "penis" in a sentence? I need to know about what exactly you're talking about.

Dean - *Face Palm* Mr. Tec, I'm going to dismiss you this time, under the circumstances that you're mildly retarded. But if you ever do it again, I'm going to personally see to it that the hell gets beaten out of you.

Me - You're gonna beat it for me?

Dean - ...


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You guys have to be smooth when you're talking to the ladies; you can get out of anything that way.

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PostSubject: Re: Hell Yes!! My Day has Come!!   Wed Nov 17, 2010 4:57 pm

I'll be sure to keep that in mind the next time I press my penis against someone's window.

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PostSubject: Re: Hell Yes!! My Day has Come!!   Wed Dec 08, 2010 8:45 am

Cool story Bro.

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PostSubject: Re: Hell Yes!! My Day has Come!!   Tue Jan 25, 2011 4:04 am

Boys will be boys.
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PostSubject: Re: Hell Yes!! My Day has Come!!   Mon Jan 31, 2011 5:34 pm

Unless they turn themselves into girls, and try to trick you into being gay with them. Semi-gay... something like that.

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PostSubject: Re: Hell Yes!! My Day has Come!!   Tue Feb 01, 2011 10:35 pm

Even if they are trannies it is still gay. There is no getting around it.

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